5.Pizzagirl
Pizzagirl's lovin' me to pieces,
And I'm not asking why;
I'm not asking why.
It's no surprise,
The thought of her and I
Is not unlike an endless burning desert,
Or a lifetime in a jar upon her dresser.
Irregardless, she's oh so lovely
In her vintage tee shirts,
And she's givin' us free
Pizzagirl's lovin' me to pieces,
And I'm not asking why;
I'm not asking why.
Cuz Pizzagirl's callin' just to tell me that she's leavin' me,
I'm not asking why.
Cuz again, I'm curious, who's this 'Jessica Denver'？
She's crowdin' my phonebook
I'm not after friendship.
But hey, status changes, so maybe I'll call
Maybe I'll leave her a message to let her know that
Pizzagirl's lovin' me to pieces
And I'm not asking why;
I'm not askin' why
Cuz Pizzagirl's callin' just to tell me that she's leavin' me,
And I'm not askin' why.
Should I see you again,
I'm promptly declaring a thumb war
In honor of the three other guys.
You're bangin' on my window.
I'm pullin' the curtain;
I'd rather be dreamin' of Jessica Denver.
Pizzagirl's lovin' me to pieces,
And I'm not askin' why;
I'm not askin' why.
Cuz Pizzagirl's callin' just to tell me that she's leavin' me,
(I'm not askin' why),
I'm not askin' why, no.
She's leavin' me
(I'm not askin' why),
I'm not askin why, cuz
Pizzagirl's lovin' me to pices,
And I'm not askin' why;
I'm not askin' why.
Cuz Pizzagirl's callin' just to tell me that she's leavin' me,
She's leavin' me,
And I'm not askin' why.
She's leavin' me,
And I'm not askin' why.
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